Humorvolle Weihnachten mit witzigen und satirischen Gedichten.
 
 
Gefunden bei den W-Akten.
 
 
AMERICAN-GERMAN CHRISTMASNACHTEN
 
When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the Winter-streets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing,
that it is not allzuweit.
she does come, the Weihnachtszeit.
 
All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihrem Stubel
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this und jenes Dings
and the churchturmglocke rings !
 
Manche holen sich a Tannchen.
When this brennt, they cry : Attention!.
Rufen for the Feuerwehr;
Please come quick, and rescue her !
Goes the Tannchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.
 
In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
Hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says as Tester;
"We are killed bis zu Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine,
yes, this is the Christmastime.
 
Day by day does so vergang,
and the holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
this is immer in December !
 
Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-wachs is abwarts running,
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
Well ! This is the Weihnachtstime
 
Baby-eyes are big and rund
the family feels kerngesund,
when unter'm Baum is hocking-
then nothing can them shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine
this happens in the Christmastime.
 
The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katze, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtstree
enjoy the day as never nie,
weil they find Kittekat and Schappi
im Geschenkkarton von Pappi.
 
The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glockchen ring.
Zum song vom grunen Tannenbaum
die Traen rennen down and down-
bis the mother plotzlich flennt:
"Die Gans im Ofen ist verbrennt! "
 
because her nose is very fine
wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime.
So all can say the fest is nice,
but all of this hat seinen Preis.
The nervs are laying alle blank,
This is mir klar, by this Gestank
from the verbrennte Weihnachtsgans
 
This must etwas besonderes sein.
All people stimmen mit mir ein
and sing with me so loud and clear
MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
 
 
Noch 'n Gedicht
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 
 

 

 

 
Präsentation & Programmierung (c) 2005 Peter Kerl
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